PIG.oink

Pig.oink is a publisher of socio/political facts based information mailing and communication that is written and designed to communicate to red district voters. The PIG mission is to exponentially increase the level of voter interactions with their red legislators to influence the trajectory of legislation. The targeted districts broadly include Congressional, State Representative and State Senate seats.

Most of these are postcard mailings to random red district voters. It is not necessary to develop highly granular information about the voters because the cards are written to be effective messages to any political party. When your mom is going to die because her Medicaid and Social Security will be cut off, does it matter what party you think you belong to?

Here are some of the publishing memes I’m developing:

Meme: The Lutnick Gambit

This example features the comments made by Howard Lutnick on a video podcast regarding how unimportant Social Security is to his grandmother who lives in a $14 million apartment in NY City. Lutnick, our current Sec of Commerce, bragged that his 94 year old grandma wouldn’t complain if she didn’t get her Soc Sec check because she is not a fraudster or a complainer. He said even more:

All of these cards will have detailed info describing how to reach their representative in their district. When these go to MTG’s hostages it will have her name on the back.

Along with the mailings the Reps will be contacted with similar cards and letters, local right-wing talk radio and media will be sent examples to help generate public discussions. These are full-blown PR campaigns. I would also love to include radio advertising.

Meme: You Need to Get Rich RIGHT NOW YOU LOSER!
The wealthy Uber survivalists around the world are circling their wagons. They seek to escape the responsibilities of caring for the majority of humanity, which currently comprises approximately 99% of the planet’s population. Most of the Ubers have primarily resided in gated communities, attended private schools, and exist within an insulated white-collar environment devoid of real-world human concerns. They have developed a distinct worldview and envision a future where they can abandon Earth and establish a controlled environment where they exercise absolute authority over both the environment and the individuals who serve them.

This is all they know, and it is their model for their ( and OUR ) future: to abandon the Earth and create a place where they have absolute control over the environment and the people who serve them, preferably robots.

Meme: You better get you birth certificate shit together!
Just how do you expect to be able to vote next time? If you took your husband’s name then your drivers license will not match your name at birth. You will not be able to vote, AND you may be prosecuted for voting fraud!!

The purpose of this card is to point out how difficult red legislators are making the lives of ordinary people. Voting is not the easy simple thing it should be, it is just a huge PIA for people who are without the resources enjoyed by the wealthy. This is quite obviously by design by the red legislators who see this as a way to suppress and eliminate “undesirable voters.”

Meme: Get Your Trump Tariff Tax PayDay Loans!
(This is a satirical fake business.)
When you want to buy extra ammo, you are gonna need a Trump Tariff PayDay Loan! Donald Trump’s very own PayDay Loan Just for YOU!!

Go to TariffPayDayLoan.com Now!

Meme: Nothing personal, it’s just business!

Radio PSA #1: “Just Business” (Education or Social Program Budget Cut)

SFX: Ominous background music, like a dramatic investigative report

Narrator (deadpan, mock-concerned):
We’ve discovered something shocking…
A program worth $880 million might have wasted $20 million.
That’s right—two percent of the budget!

SFX: Cash register ka-ching

Narrator:
So naturally… we’re eliminating the entire program.
Because why fix what you can just destroy?

Voiceover, tagline (cold corporate tone):
It’s nothing personal. It’s just business.

Taglines for radio advertisements:

“They pulled themselves up by your bootstraps.”

“It’s not greed. It’s excellence.”

“You sacrifice. We yacht.”

“Because they earned it. You… didn’t.”

“Putting your tax dollars where they belong—someone else’s pocket.”

“We’re not slashing programs—we’re optimizing outcomes. For our friends.”

“Because fairness is for suckers.”

“Smart cuts. For smart people. Not you.”

“Efficiency at any cost. Yours, mostly.”

“We don’t worship the wealthy. We just obey them out of deep respect and fear.”

“Criticizing billionaires is just jealousy. And that’s un-American.”